There’s also the whole ‘I might get seated next to a cute boy factor
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”
BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.
NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.
my hunch was just confirmed that a white girl runs the “common black girl” twitter account
There is not a black person alive that wishes they were a teen in the 50s
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?
I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR? I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS! SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!
ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE
I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER! THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!
PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?
I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.
Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING GET WITH THE PROGRAM
THERES A DISNEY MOVIE THATS LIKE, THE BACK STORY BEHIND THEM ALL AND SEBASTIAN IS PLAYING MUSIC ILLEGALLY BECAUSE MUSIC WAS MADE ILLEGAL WHEN TRITONS WIFE DIED. THATS HOW SEBASTIAN COMES INTO THE PICTURE AND TRITON WAS ALL UPSET ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING DEAD THAT HE BASICALLY IGNORED ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN AND YA IT WAS ONE CHICK MERMAID PEEP NOT A BUNCH OF MISTRESSES BUT HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF WE COULD CALL TRITON PIMPIN’ or something
ALSO, ARIEL LOOKS JUST LIKE HER MOM SO THE HAIR GENETICS SHIT IS COMPLETELY POSSIBLE